Whoever said Pink is the new Black can Fuck Off
In a world where headlines still scream panic and the cost of living feels like the universe's way of saying, "Sucks to be you," sometimes a break isn't just needed - it's non-negotiable. When life throws curveballs faster than you can pour a drink, the only sensible response is to raise your glass and declare, "Fuck this."
But hey, weary warrior, don't lose hope just yet. As you sip this Fuck Off 2024 Black Edition Gin, remember-interest rates won't stay high forever, roadworks will eventually end, and who knows, maybe next year will be the Warrior's year.
So let's toast to life's absurdities, because with a cheeky grin and the right drink in hand, even the toughest days can be flipped on their head.
Here's to giving life the finger and embracing the chaos, one sip at a time.
ABV: 40%
Volume: 700ml
Country: New Zealand
